A Chimp and a Chair

My name is CaptnPoppy. I did not name myself. My knowledge of the English language and typing is self taught and comes out of being taught sign language as a young primate. I am a chimp who is playing poker for my life. You see I am in this insane petting zoo north of the New Brunswick border in Canada somewhere and it is frigging cold here. I have started from nothing and will try to duplicate Chris Ferguson's bankroll management feat of zero to 10,000 dollars. If I can do it, I'll buy a boat. A sweet Monkey boat to escape from here and my insane roommate Mr. Wrinkles. CaptnPoppy plays on Ultimate Bet. Get Gear at http://www.cafepress.ca/CaptnPoppy


Friday, December 25, 2009

All Dressed up for Booze Week





I played one small sng today and placed second. Two and a half bucks and 22% win rate. Stop while your a head, log out then have a cocktail.  I have been thinking about my list that I have been promising to make. Bankroll will be on  it, disciple as well, player categories, betting styles, if you have any ideas let me know as well for any subjects I should bring up. Mr Wrinkles and I have been visiting as many of the other animals as we could, the ones who we could manage to sneak into their enclosures mostly. We have been drinking  with the elephants, eating with the bears and seducing the lemurs non stop since the morning. His dress is stained, I as always look smashing but I am hammered and dead tired.  Oooo no playing drunk on the list too. I had the discipline to play , win and blog log on the 25th.  It is short but I am proud. I am also going.bg.........,zsrent;lzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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