A Chimp and a Chair

My name is CaptnPoppy. I did not name myself. My knowledge of the English language and typing is self taught and comes out of being taught sign language as a young primate. I am a chimp who is playing poker for my life. You see I am in this insane petting zoo north of the New Brunswick border in Canada somewhere and it is frigging cold here. I have started from nothing and will try to duplicate Chris Ferguson's bankroll management feat of zero to 10,000 dollars. If I can do it, I'll buy a boat. A sweet Monkey boat to escape from here and my insane roommate Mr. Wrinkles. CaptnPoppy plays on Ultimate Bet. Get Gear at http://www.cafepress.ca/CaptnPoppy


Wednesday, December 30, 2009

I'll Google You


As I sat on my sore behind, I reached for my lap top feeling the pulse in both my head and ass at the same time. There is nothing fun about a tranquilizer dart hang over. I tried and tried to log into Ultimate Bet tonight and I couldn’t, As soon as I logged in the transfer would go quickly up to 99% and stall. Stall at 99% complete. How frustrating is that , at least at 20% you would figure no hope tonight for what ever internet or site reason. But 99% done and no completion just feels most females chimps in spring, or at least they tell me.  So I typed in Google search ub 99% and Google asked me Did you mean pub 99%.  I going there now. Turns out it is some pub in New England with a kids menu. I just tried UB again, I think I entered the wrong pass word before. Ok I’ll play a sng and get back to you and remember New England is where the alcoholic kids go to eat.
This is not helping my focus but I googled every name on the table to see what I could see. Some had already gone but to my left was Puttertat. From my research she makes art with eggs and writes about breast feeding . Mong Girl is likely from the mountains in Vietnam. Fizzled is done, Will Blake wrote some killer poems and made some strange etchings about 250 year ago and kangax5 raises from my right a little too much for my liking.  I used all of this to engage them in talking, “Mong Girl you want some happy water. Puttertat hows the lactating”, but to no use. No ones talking tonight.  what is a chimp with a short attention span to do. Oh I might be doing a bit of work for Big Slick Poker more about that down the road. ( Not sure how a caged primate can help them but I’ll try.)

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