A Chimp and a Chair

My name is CaptnPoppy. I did not name myself. My knowledge of the English language and typing is self taught and comes out of being taught sign language as a young primate. I am a chimp who is playing poker for my life. You see I am in this insane petting zoo north of the New Brunswick border in Canada somewhere and it is frigging cold here. I have started from nothing and will try to duplicate Chris Ferguson's bankroll management feat of zero to 10,000 dollars. If I can do it, I'll buy a boat. A sweet Monkey boat to escape from here and my insane roommate Mr. Wrinkles. CaptnPoppy plays on Ultimate Bet. Get Gear at http://www.cafepress.ca/CaptnPoppy


Monday, December 28, 2009

No Focus, none, oh oh Wrinkles has a bag of nuts, gosh I like boats



I can’t keep my focus. Alright no discipline either but no focus. I write , look at boat plans, dream  of rivers trips on sunny days and just getting some. I’ll play poker to escape the zoo and I do for a while throwing everything I have at it until a theory on how to breed good eating ants is passed to me through the bars from a helpful rhesus monkey. Then I am off to breed ants for some time. Now poker, boats, music, and just getting some have always come back to my area of interest, but how can I focus long enough to excel at say POKER!. I think the discipline is , no wait I am just going to trace out the lines of the hull of a 16 ft catamaran on the cage floor, see the cabin, ack discipline I can bring maybe but the focus? The focus is why I have a discipline issue. I will resolve to find some ways to sharpen my focus try them and tell you the results. Oh only free rolls tonight on Full Tilt cause I feel loopy and Mr Wrinkles is throws nuts at some old guy with a cane.  Well here's nuts in yer eye.

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