A Chimp and a Chair

My name is CaptnPoppy. I did not name myself. My knowledge of the English language and typing is self taught and comes out of being taught sign language as a young primate. I am a chimp who is playing poker for my life. You see I am in this insane petting zoo north of the New Brunswick border in Canada somewhere and it is frigging cold here. I have started from nothing and will try to duplicate Chris Ferguson's bankroll management feat of zero to 10,000 dollars. If I can do it, I'll buy a boat. A sweet Monkey boat to escape from here and my insane roommate Mr. Wrinkles. CaptnPoppy plays on Ultimate Bet. Get Gear at http://www.cafepress.ca/CaptnPoppy


Friday, January 15, 2010

Everyone loves a Good Bad Beat Story


Everyone loves a good bad beat story. Certainly people with no knowledge of poker. I ended up in a limit game by mistake ( I am normally No Limit Hold-em or Omaha H/L player) but instead of going ape $##$, I retained my cool and sucked out twice to make second place. Thus I provided some dear folks a chance to tell some bad beat stories of their own. It was a Limit game, so for some reason I limped in and called too much and in fact only by playing tight pre-flop and lucking out twice, did I save my self from my own wimp ass calling to the river chasing dreams. Still my friend is captivated with a story of one of my bad beats from an other game. I am also describing to her pot odds, non poker primates love this. The bankroll is approaching nine smackaroos which means fifty cent sngs will soon be available to me. I hope to bring more bad beats stories for all at the new level too. In the game I was playing a Karm and a Kram. Spooky that's what that is.

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