Me Running a Poker Trivia contest from the cage office at the zoo. (photo thanks to Paul Thorp )

Poker is a game of imperfect information. Or rather a game where you must make a decision based on “ not all the information” . Here are some quotes but only partials quotes from News Stories around the world. They related to one single topic. Based on the partial information at hand information should you
A  Kiss a stranger 
B  Blow a horn
C  Fire a gun
D All of the above

Now everyone pays a pretend dollar and 10cents to me.  I get the 10cents from every bet for doing the math and hosting. There are two pools . You is right . You is wrong. You is wrong no money. You is right you get an equal share of winnings calculated by dividing the total of the one dollars by the number of winners. I calls it monkey trivia poker

Here are some real news quotes about the subject

1.The goat was burned down by two arsonists dressed up as Santa Claus and the Gingerbread Man. They were never caught.

2.Dropping a 600-pound fiberglass walleye fish

3.People don brightly colored underpants—red if they’re looking for love, and yellow for money.

4.Parades of village men swing giant blazing fireballs over their heads as they march through the streets

5.Tearing down huge concrete wall a whole nation believes is real ... but isn't


And because it is only pretend I can give you the answer now.    D   . Happy New Years!