A Chimp and a Chair

My name is CaptnPoppy. I did not name myself. My knowledge of the English language and typing is self taught and comes out of being taught sign language as a young primate. I am a chimp who is playing poker for my life. You see I am in this insane petting zoo north of the New Brunswick border in Canada somewhere and it is frigging cold here. I have started from nothing and will try to duplicate Chris Ferguson's bankroll management feat of zero to 10,000 dollars. If I can do it, I'll buy a boat. A sweet Monkey boat to escape from here and my insane roommate Mr. Wrinkles. CaptnPoppy plays on Ultimate Bet. Get Gear at http://www.cafepress.ca/CaptnPoppy


Tuesday, January 12, 2010

My Great Great Grandfather Robust Bonbo 1907-1941


From zero to six in a month. Its no zero to sixty in thirty seconds but it's not bad for a chimp trying to monkey see monkey do Chris Ferguson' s bankroll project. The workings and doings at the petting zoo have me a little encumbered so I must be making my entries short today. I should start a little chart soon. I am not the first chimp to try and work numbers. My  great great grandfather (Robust Bonbo) was a huge success in the markets in the 1920's and even in the 1930's and today I am posting a picture of him as my lucky and goal envisioning icon. CaptnPoppy will sail to freedom and warmer climates looking for respect and sexy primates on a beautiful pea green boat he bought with cards.
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