A Chimp and a Chair

My name is CaptnPoppy. I did not name myself. My knowledge of the English language and typing is self taught and comes out of being taught sign language as a young primate. I am a chimp who is playing poker for my life. You see I am in this insane petting zoo north of the New Brunswick border in Canada somewhere and it is frigging cold here. I have started from nothing and will try to duplicate Chris Ferguson's bankroll management feat of zero to 10,000 dollars. If I can do it, I'll buy a boat. A sweet Monkey boat to escape from here and my insane roommate Mr. Wrinkles. CaptnPoppy plays on Ultimate Bet. Get Gear at http://www.cafepress.ca/CaptnPoppy


Monday, January 25, 2010

Only a Queen Could Beat Me. How Could all Four of Them Have a Queen?


I was walking from the cage to the Vet's office on the grounds of the petting zoo here just North of the New Brunswick border when I was mugged by the queen of England, the queen of Spain, the queen the queen of Denmark and the Dairy Queen. What are the odds. They took my money and left me here with a ice cream cone up my hoop. Seriously what are the odds. Thankfully I am still in my 50 cent bankroll limit. Still the odds on this one.
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