A Chimp and a Chair

My name is CaptnPoppy. I did not name myself. My knowledge of the English language and typing is self taught and comes out of being taught sign language as a young primate. I am a chimp who is playing poker for my life. You see I am in this insane petting zoo north of the New Brunswick border in Canada somewhere and it is frigging cold here. I have started from nothing and will try to duplicate Chris Ferguson's bankroll management feat of zero to 10,000 dollars. If I can do it, I'll buy a boat. A sweet Monkey boat to escape from here and my insane roommate Mr. Wrinkles. CaptnPoppy plays on Ultimate Bet. Get Gear at http://www.cafepress.ca/CaptnPoppy


Saturday, January 9, 2010

Party Time!


I am just pennies over five bananas now.  So what does mean? Why would this be a Carmen Mirada fruit hat wearing day. (besides the fact Mr Wrinkles has a passion for them) Well good primates ( I am assuming only primates can read. I could believe dolphins might be able to read but their world is too wet for pages and computers.... I digress) Five bananas times five percent equals .25 of a banana, or the minimum sng cost at say Ultimate Bet.  What this means is according to Mr. Ferguson's  bankroll experiment I have enough fruit to stand the variance in low level sngs without going broke,  Now I am at the maximum percentage age buy in to bankroll and we haven't really figured out if I am a winning or break even player yet. But still break out the Fruit Hats and PARTY cause CaptnPoppy has passed the first step .... no poker while drinking fermented fruit please.
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