SIR! We Must Protest! We take our Case to the Court of Randomness and Number Generation

Your Honor Judge Randomness, people of the court. Aces Cracked Again and again and again. It happens. It happens a lot. You lose with better hands for games in a row. I know. That's why there is bank roll management to cover the variance. It's just when you are trying to make the leap to the  next level and are so excited to move up it can be even more frustrating when you get delayed. But we have stuck to the bankroll. We monkeys are not happy with our constant  8 and half and nine banana bunch but we will wait. And sir we shall make our protest felt on green felt so you can see how we felt.
For there is no life so pure that it should not be wasted trying to profit from the random movement of a fixed and yet unknowing set of events. Your Honor  never has a statement been more true. But if we want the youth and incontinent animals of the world to take up the betting on cards we must let the monkey win a few hands, because we sir are the bridge from man to animal and can take this game to animal kingdom. You want to play against a jelly fish? You bet you do and we can make it happen, but only if our aces aren't cracked every time.  Your Honor , people of the court I leave it in yours hands