A Chimp and a Chair

My name is CaptnPoppy. I did not name myself. My knowledge of the English language and typing is self taught and comes out of being taught sign language as a young primate. I am a chimp who is playing poker for my life. You see I am in this insane petting zoo north of the New Brunswick border in Canada somewhere and it is frigging cold here. I have started from nothing and will try to duplicate Chris Ferguson's bankroll management feat of zero to 10,000 dollars. If I can do it, I'll buy a boat. A sweet Monkey boat to escape from here and my insane roommate Mr. Wrinkles. CaptnPoppy plays on Ultimate Bet. Get Gear at http://www.cafepress.ca/CaptnPoppy


Thursday, January 7, 2010

Thems is Good Luck Mister


I sucker punched Mr Wrinkles in the nipple for good luck and started grinding away. Up to 3 dollars and a stat of 23 % win. Slowly crawling up wards towards the goal of freedom or a boat. Five years or maybe ten.  Not much else to report.
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