A Chimp and a Chair

My name is CaptnPoppy. I did not name myself. My knowledge of the English language and typing is self taught and comes out of being taught sign language as a young primate. I am a chimp who is playing poker for my life. You see I am in this insane petting zoo north of the New Brunswick border in Canada somewhere and it is frigging cold here. I have started from nothing and will try to duplicate Chris Ferguson's bankroll management feat of zero to 10,000 dollars. If I can do it, I'll buy a boat. A sweet Monkey boat to escape from here and my insane roommate Mr. Wrinkles. CaptnPoppy plays on Ultimate Bet. Get Gear at http://www.cafepress.ca/CaptnPoppy


Saturday, January 23, 2010

Trotsky Helps Chimp Break a New Barrier In Poker Gaming


How does a proletariat grinding chimp break the bourgeoisie chains of the evil rake man and random chance lady. Why with the help of a real live commie that's how! I have been trying to break through this barrier of a ten dollar bank roll which will allow me to play a 50 cent sng. So guess who comes to the table tonight? Leon or Lev Trotsky that's who.  I first think what is this?  a socialist at a poker table? I mean do we all just put what ever we have into the pot and buy what beer we need wholesale – the majority wins in brand selection – and then try to build houses with the cards instead of playing with them? I am not sure, I am fairly non politic seeing how I am a chimpanzee, though we do have a social order almost as complex as you humans however it involves more grooming and less judgment.  I will tell you this. Trotsky plays kind of tight for a guy whose suppose to hate money. In some small way he allowed me a few plays and an island of safety ( I counted on him to go away allowing me to isolate a jackal in the corner) which gave me a little edge and enough luck . (his being some what bad in both cards and axes) that I took first a second time tonight. PUSH ME INTO MY NEW LEVEL. Monkeys everywhere let the party begin. It took almost two months to go from zero to ten. I have only ten more months to get to 10,000 from 10. Ah well tonight we monkeys party!

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