A Chimp and a Chair

My name is CaptnPoppy. I did not name myself. My knowledge of the English language and typing is self taught and comes out of being taught sign language as a young primate. I am a chimp who is playing poker for my life. You see I am in this insane petting zoo north of the New Brunswick border in Canada somewhere and it is frigging cold here. I have started from nothing and will try to duplicate Chris Ferguson's bankroll management feat of zero to 10,000 dollars. If I can do it, I'll buy a boat. A sweet Monkey boat to escape from here and my insane roommate Mr. Wrinkles. CaptnPoppy plays on Ultimate Bet. Get Gear at http://www.cafepress.ca/CaptnPoppy


Thursday, January 28, 2010

What do you mean I lost?


I have to work for the next couple of days long hours at the petting zoo. And I didn't place after a pocket pair of Queens got cracked and A Big Slick which got matched up with the Ace on the flop got out turned by a newly minted set.  The bank roll is still above 11 but barely. I may have to miss a day - the petting zoo is so busy -  so see you Saturday at the latest my Monkey Minions.
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