A Chimp and a Chair

My name is CaptnPoppy. I did not name myself. My knowledge of the English language and typing is self taught and comes out of being taught sign language as a young primate. I am a chimp who is playing poker for my life. You see I am in this insane petting zoo north of the New Brunswick border in Canada somewhere and it is frigging cold here. I have started from nothing and will try to duplicate Chris Ferguson's bankroll management feat of zero to 10,000 dollars. If I can do it, I'll buy a boat. A sweet Monkey boat to escape from here and my insane roommate Mr. Wrinkles. CaptnPoppy plays on Ultimate Bet. Get Gear at http://www.cafepress.ca/CaptnPoppy


Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Work Keeps Me Away from Work



I have tried to work at poker every day and write about it. But as I am a chimp in a petting zoo whose needs to work at being a normal looking monkey to not raise suspicions, at times I must take a day or two away from the task at hand. Life is leaning this way again today. Tomorrow I shall return. I am so close to breaking my first limit barrier in to the fifty cent arena but I gots to work for my bananas in the mean time. Here I am at my office in the zoo.
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