A Chimp and a Chair

My name is CaptnPoppy. I did not name myself. My knowledge of the English language and typing is self taught and comes out of being taught sign language as a young primate. I am a chimp who is playing poker for my life. You see I am in this insane petting zoo north of the New Brunswick border in Canada somewhere and it is frigging cold here. I have started from nothing and will try to duplicate Chris Ferguson's bankroll management feat of zero to 10,000 dollars. If I can do it, I'll buy a boat. A sweet Monkey boat to escape from here and my insane roommate Mr. Wrinkles. CaptnPoppy plays on Ultimate Bet. Get Gear at http://www.cafepress.ca/CaptnPoppy


Monday, February 15, 2010

Monkey Art "Moving Platue"

I jump from 11 to 13 dollars back and forth. I need some more luck cream or a plug for a leak in my game. So in honour of this poker limbo I have composed the piece " Moving Platue". Weirdly made up from an image of a guy named Professor Platue who created moving pictures. Enjoy while I try and firgure this stupid game called poker out. Team Chimp RULES. . . sorry vocal tic

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