A Chimp and a Chair

My name is CaptnPoppy. I did not name myself. My knowledge of the English language and typing is self taught and comes out of being taught sign language as a young primate. I am a chimp who is playing poker for my life. You see I am in this insane petting zoo north of the New Brunswick border in Canada somewhere and it is frigging cold here. I have started from nothing and will try to duplicate Chris Ferguson's bankroll management feat of zero to 10,000 dollars. If I can do it, I'll buy a boat. A sweet Monkey boat to escape from here and my insane roommate Mr. Wrinkles. CaptnPoppy plays on Ultimate Bet. Get Gear at http://www.cafepress.ca/CaptnPoppy


Thursday, February 4, 2010

Peanut Nut Butter , Poker and Chimps


I was offered to help a couple of ladies at a game who found themselves in a sticky situation.  Now I am pretty sure it was an innocent problem however I did hope they hadn't come from a nut free school.
Destine1and I chatted for a while, I reminded them that we are completely different animals though closely related. We are both are Anthropoidean for example and hybrids do exist in nature.  Primate hybrids usually arise in captivity however rarely in the poker room, but there have also been examples in the wild. Intergeneric hybridizations, hybrids of different genera, have also happened though they belong to genera that have been distinct for several million years. Interbreeding still occurs between the Gelada and the Hamadryas Baboon as an example. However I insisted I needed a bountineer, a large fruit hat, and the promise of regular visits. But before any else could be figured out the huge floating eagle head to my left killed the girls. Poker is surreal on so many levels, the weirdest being I just worked the tables for over two hours and made nothing. 

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