A Chimp and a Chair

My name is CaptnPoppy. I did not name myself. My knowledge of the English language and typing is self taught and comes out of being taught sign language as a young primate. I am a chimp who is playing poker for my life. You see I am in this insane petting zoo north of the New Brunswick border in Canada somewhere and it is frigging cold here. I have started from nothing and will try to duplicate Chris Ferguson's bankroll management feat of zero to 10,000 dollars. If I can do it, I'll buy a boat. A sweet Monkey boat to escape from here and my insane roommate Mr. Wrinkles. CaptnPoppy plays on Ultimate Bet. Get Gear at http://www.cafepress.ca/CaptnPoppy


Wednesday, February 24, 2010

A Picture is Equal to Swearing a Thousand Times

I have to play 20 cent sngs AGAIN! I haven't lost it all but I think I will just try to eat through the cage bars, it'll be quicker then winning enough to bribe my escape from this fing  petting zoo. This week I might not play and just tell enchanting stories. ( I have been force to work a lot in the zoo and I am tired) so my poker game has been neglected. I salute you Mike Matusow
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