I have broken out in a rash of odd luck, a scabies of errant probabilities, a nexus of bad coverage, red when black, heads when tails, right when left. So can I get a cream for this?I am not sure and therefore CaptnPoppy's good luck cream is going to be my next invention. (This implies that I have other inventions, I know, but I think I do, I just cant remember) . This cream will be a simple cold cream with an unadvertised prize in the bottom - so when the customer comes across it - they feel lucky. They should also feel potential for change for the good when they use the cream ,which in turn will make them happier ,which in turn will make them see the world in a kinder way ,which in turn will make them feel luckier.
Reasons for using CaptnPoppy's Luck Cream
1.Cream feels good in the fur. ( Remember I am A chimpanzee and rather furry)
2.Mr. Wrinkles can use it on his nipples on colder days when they chap.
3.CaptnPoppy's Lucky Cream, tubby size just sounds cool.
4.Can make you feel up to 25 % more lucky.
5.Makes a nice valentines gift when warmed gently over a fondu.
6.Super nice skin is distracting at the card tables.
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