A Chimp and a Chair

My name is CaptnPoppy. I did not name myself. My knowledge of the English language and typing is self taught and comes out of being taught sign language as a young primate. I am a chimp who is playing poker for my life. You see I am in this insane petting zoo north of the New Brunswick border in Canada somewhere and it is frigging cold here. I have started from nothing and will try to duplicate Chris Ferguson's bankroll management feat of zero to 10,000 dollars. If I can do it, I'll buy a boat. A sweet Monkey boat to escape from here and my insane roommate Mr. Wrinkles. CaptnPoppy plays on Ultimate Bet. Get Gear at http://www.cafepress.ca/CaptnPoppy


Sunday, March 7, 2010

As a Great Monkey Once Said "Lets Squish Our Fruit Together "

 Some times it isn't about cards. Some times it's about being a monkey. A Chimp who really really really likes to eat fruit, dream of fruit, pay with fruit and build with fruit. Lets Squish my Friends, lets squish.
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