A Chimp and a Chair

My name is CaptnPoppy. I did not name myself. My knowledge of the English language and typing is self taught and comes out of being taught sign language as a young primate. I am a chimp who is playing poker for my life. You see I am in this insane petting zoo north of the New Brunswick border in Canada somewhere and it is frigging cold here. I have started from nothing and will try to duplicate Chris Ferguson's bankroll management feat of zero to 10,000 dollars. If I can do it, I'll buy a boat. A sweet Monkey boat to escape from here and my insane roommate Mr. Wrinkles. CaptnPoppy plays on Ultimate Bet. Get Gear at http://www.cafepress.ca/CaptnPoppy


Friday, March 26, 2010

Been Some Time

Though my bankroll took that massive hit a while back I have yet to go broke and and trying to break the five dollar mark again, I have won shirts, hats and cards from Ultimate Bet as I have been trying to get into the world series through free rolls. I keep getting deep enough to win swag but no berth yet. It occurs to me I should start selling the swag at the petting Zoo here.  To strengthen  the brand of Team Chimp!

Team Chimp - Captn Poppy the Poker Playing Monkey - Chimp and A Chair

as seen here at the international mascot awards where we took first place.
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