A Chimp and a Chair

My name is CaptnPoppy. I did not name myself. My knowledge of the English language and typing is self taught and comes out of being taught sign language as a young primate. I am a chimp who is playing poker for my life. You see I am in this insane petting zoo north of the New Brunswick border in Canada somewhere and it is frigging cold here. I have started from nothing and will try to duplicate Chris Ferguson's bankroll management feat of zero to 10,000 dollars. If I can do it, I'll buy a boat. A sweet Monkey boat to escape from here and my insane roommate Mr. Wrinkles. CaptnPoppy plays on Ultimate Bet. Get Gear at http://www.cafepress.ca/CaptnPoppy


Friday, March 12, 2010

The Commodore


Here is the Over Lord I refer to when I am at the tables. I play with him in mind, and he holds me to the task to free myself and all other zoo living card playing monkeys. When I win he is pleased, when I lose he is not pleased. He is not pleased with the entire table not just me, so we have to work together to have me win all my sngs profitably  and please the Commodore. This is the only way to ensure our safety.
Thank You for your compliance in advance.
CaptnPoppy
Posted by at 4:36 AM

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