A Chimp and a Chair

My name is CaptnPoppy. I did not name myself. My knowledge of the English language and typing is self taught and comes out of being taught sign language as a young primate. I am a chimp who is playing poker for my life. You see I am in this insane petting zoo north of the New Brunswick border in Canada somewhere and it is frigging cold here. I have started from nothing and will try to duplicate Chris Ferguson's bankroll management feat of zero to 10,000 dollars. If I can do it, I'll buy a boat. A sweet Monkey boat to escape from here and my insane roommate Mr. Wrinkles. CaptnPoppy plays on Ultimate Bet. Get Gear at http://www.cafepress.ca/CaptnPoppy


Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Mr. Wrinkles Dreams of the Day

Mr Wrinkles dreams of the day when his good friend CaptnPoppy will finally break the three dollar mark and stop winning hats and win cash instead. Having said that all the free swag for placing in some of the Ultimate Bet's  frees rolls arrived in the mail and it is nice to play at a place that keeps its word.
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